Morning Coffee

Save the carb!

Or at least shut the hell up about it. You Atkins people are boring, possibly because you have denied your brain what it needs to function and have therefore become dull and obsessive. You also smell really bad. STOP THE INSANITY!!!

Tomorrow is THURSDAY, MAY 20TH, NATIONAL CARB AWARENESS DAY.

Mollie Katzen has also made an impassioned plea for reason, largely in defense of fruit: DON'T GIVE UP THE RIGHTEOUS CARBS!

Today i saw Low-carb bread at Trader Joe's. WHAT THE HELL IS IN IT, THEN? IT'S BREAD!!!

i hereby vow to punch the next person that seriously uses the word "carb" in conversation, right in the nose. For their own good, of course.

Thanks Kelly Sue.
Posted by sciencegrrl at May 19, 2004 10:29 PM