Bush jokes
It's that time of year!
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
The answer is: 10
- One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
- One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
- One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
- One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for"changing the light bulb or "for" darkness.
- One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb.
- One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
step ladder under the banner: "Lightbulb Change Accomplished"
- One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark
- One to viciously smear #7.
- One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
- And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Posted by sciencegrrl at October 15, 2004 10:20 AM