January 09, 2005
January 02, 2005
October 11, 2004
30-something childless whores
Anyway, I don't expect anyone to believe I'm happy, since it's crystal clear to the universe that a thirty-something childless whore could never, ever be happy. I understand that the whole notion of happy thirty-something childless whores threatens the social structure. Who are these happy childless whores? Where are they? Are they marauding and looting in herds? What do their asses look like?
July 27, 2004
Congratulations Invisigirl!
You are such a beautiful bride! The pink came out perfectly and your dress is divine.Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
May 14, 2004
April 19, 2004
Speaking of Viagra
Apparently it is more difficult that you would think to get Viagra online, but this intrepid reporter persevered.
From Cruel Site of the Day.
Anyway, partway into the seventeenth or eighteenth time, I suddenly realized that my wife hadn't taken a drug. She was this way naturally. Do you see what I'm, ah, driving at here? Suddenly I was made aware of how little I had been doing all these years to satisfy my wife! Viagra SUCKS!
February 29, 2004
February 28, 2004
February 21, 2004
Friendster redux
Well, for some reason i e-mailed another Friendster person. http://www.friendster.com/user.jsp?id=1675309
What possessed me i do not know, but i bet you can guess what the hook was!
Sure, i am bossy, but...
...not this bossy, i don't think (From craigslist):
Some indications that you might be a NADW [Non-Acknowledged Dominant Woman] and not even know it!
Curious, intrigued or want to know more?
Im a fit, outgoing, single, white professional man. Im 31 years old, 63/200lbs with dark hair and remarkable eyes. Women find me to be charming, funny, sexy and desirable. However, Im looking for a special partner who appreciates what a really wonderful submissive man brings to a partnership.
January 08, 2004
January 07, 2004
January 04, 2004
What Have i Done?
Well, i finally did it, i just e-mailed someone on Friendster. i am not sure what came over me.
i was thinking about it for a few weeks, but whenever i thought about it, the timing seemed pathetic, like Christmas day or something. The fact that i kept thinking about the guy for a few weeks is a good sign, i suppose. We shall see.
BTW, if you are not already my "Friend", here is the invitation, but if you got here through Beets, then you probably are.








